i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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