You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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