if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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