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hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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