WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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