Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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