I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
