I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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