my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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