Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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