no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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