There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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