he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
The ass gains better be worth it
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