i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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