when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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