I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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