So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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