just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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