take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
