12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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