We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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