That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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