Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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