Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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