oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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