Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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