): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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