it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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