i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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