sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
