I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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