I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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