Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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