I love black thongs
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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