i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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