so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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