There is no way he is gay with that hair.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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