I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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