what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
