Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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