I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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