can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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