turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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