it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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