Old men and throwing up are my life now.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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