She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Two words: blizzard sex
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize