Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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