it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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