Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
too bad you live with your parents still
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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