I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Can I color on your dick again?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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