Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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