I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
