But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
