my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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