I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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