so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
